Scottish brand designer.

Unapologetic search engine grafter.
Graphic design in Scotland.
Scottish graphic designer.

Scottish book designer.
Website design in Scotland.
Graphic designer in the highlands of Scotland
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I'm not an agency, I do all the work myself, which is better.

Delicious brochures.

Graphic design is not an industry, we don’t end the day with Swarfega, and we don’t transform the landscape into an industrial one.  Graphic design is a profession.

Big rich client seeks brilliant graphic designer.
Big rich client seeks brilliant brand designer who gives bottles of Dalwhinnie whisky.
A graphic designer who is uxorious.
Seductive typography.
Voted the best graphic designer in the world twenty years running by Mrs Akel.
Someone else who spells the word fount as it should b.

Logos to go oooo at.

Glorious websites.

Someone else who thinks the Pentagram website is really dull.
Fortuna favet fortibus.
Shortbread to die for if you come to see my portfolio.
The only normal person in the world
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Always sunny in Dalwhinnie.

Paul Watzlawick’s book Pragmatics of Human Communication his first axiom is: You cannot not communicate.

Anyone who would letterspace lowercase characters would steal sheep.

I wish to wash my Irish wrist watch.
I’ve been dismissed by the Leith Police.
I’ve danced on the bridge at Avignon .
Gevrey-Chambertin Premier Cru.
Ode to an empty bottle of Dalwhinnie whisky.
Arsenal 6 Manchester United 0 (or better, Manchester United 0 Arsenal 6).
1967 Chateau D’Yquem.
Charles Wells Bombardier.
My first car was a 1961 Mark II Jaguar.
Ethrapotic is a great word.
282 Munros, 244 done, 38 to go. 227 Tops, 184 done, 43 to go. 509 total, 422 done, 81

to go.
I know the difference between paragogic and paregoric